I’ve mentioned before that I really don’t like cooking, but since we still don’t have Trek-style replicators handy, I guess now and then I have to hunker down and actually make food for myself to ensure I don’t starve.
Anyone who knows me knows I hate cooking. It’s one of my least favorite domestic-type activities and if I could have my way I’d never do it. I’d much rather have food that arrives already prepared (if I could have a Star Trek replicator I’d be set). No fuss, no muss, no risk of under-cooking, over-cooking, burning, drying out, etc etc.
I don’t get along with certain kitchen appliances, like the oven, either. Many years ago I tried to bake banana bread. I followed all the directions. After the allotted time had passed, I used a toothpick to test if the bread was ready. The toothpick said it was. So out came the loaf, all lovely golden brown. It looked right. It smelled right. But when I attempted to move it from the baking sheet to a cooling rack, the loaf cracked open like an egg and spilled out its innards. Only the first inch or so of the loaf had baked, and the rest was raw. That lying toothpick…
Location: Calgary, Alberta
“Bailey says I smell funny.” https://t.co/LcgMhsA4Up
I think they’re excited to see me? https://t.co/qJUQmXul69
The @asmallorange server my sites are on is down AGAIN. ASO says they “can’t” move customer files from one server to another. :|
Insertion tool made it across the border and is en route Calgary! o/ Something to look forward to in the mail! twitter.com/Sakaane/status…
Hey @OttoBismarckEVE I still haven’t received your shipping details. Your Pod Pal can’t get to you without that. Please get in touch!
Constructive feedback is always valuable to creative people, but still, nothing beats getting fanmail full of SQUEE and LOVE! #writing
Only in Canada. Sask. ranchers stunned as beaver herds 150 cattle cbc.ca/beta/news/cana…
Note to self: snowman noses are useful for more than just snowman noses. >.> #crochet